When Sattu caught the thief !!

This would have been quite a prominent incident if we were in 3rd or 2nd year. But since we were in 4th yr that time it didn’t get much of its deserved limelight. So now, I take the opportunity to atleast imagine(I was not present in person), what would have happened that day when sattu got hold of a thief.
First things first, any thief who has some common sense and some knowledge of life in IIT, would never come to steal during night i.e to say between midnight 12 and morning 6. Since this is the time when most of us are wide awake and in our rooms with 70-80% probability. This thief of ours committed the same mistake. May be he was new to this field.

Apart from that you are very ill-fated if you thieving in vicinity of an promising body-builder, who is big fan of SRK and who daily has a look at OSO, atleast a scene of it. Also you should never come to steal on weekends. Even if the thief had succeeded in completing his mission of sweeping rupal’s room, I am sure all he could have gathered was one cap (which Mario puts on in samurai video games), one or two bottles of Dr.Batra’s hair growing oil and old issues of Watch out since rupal was after all senior journalist in one of the most famed news agency of our times. So it was a wrong choice in this way too. Coincidently on that day everything fell at place.

Now I should come to the plot of the story. Well it was early in the morning, may be around 6 or so. Satya after completing his weekend movie shows of “bheja fry” and OSO came out of his room to pee(as he told us). How many of get “Red and White” bravery award just coz we came out to pee at right time? Anyways sattu came out. His room no. was S-29. He came back and went for a shortest stroll till S-32 and whoa, it was unlocked. Sattu being alone on floor for some days was quite a happy lot to have found that someone had arrived. How does it matter if it was Rupal. It was mid-sem break I think. Also rupal awake at 6 was something of a story in itself. So sattu knocked the door. And there was no reply. Also satya is just one step down on podium along with Sherlock holmes. His detective mind started racing.
Now sattu was sure that it wasn’t rupal inside. Dude, what a moment it was. His adrenaline pumped up. Yesterday he was doing bicep curls at gym and here it was chance to flex them. I now skip on the part that how thief came out. But he came out and bond caught hold of him from his neck and kept him pressed against the railings. The thief pulled out a rod as the last ditch effort but brave sattu foiled it with peace. Also in all this rumble, professor (our own DR 3 satyesh yadav) also had his chance of showing “gandhigiri”. He was asking sattu to leave the thief with authorities which had arrived emulating Indian police in timings.

Anyways sattu dared to catch the thief. He was also offered a bribe of some 50 bucks by the thief which he righteously denied. Though he went through some of the rupal’s stuff himself, after all Sherlock holmes was not a one-day detective, but didn’t find anything interesting as much as I know. Everyone praised satya which he shrugged off with utmost modesty. This was a great day in life of sattu bond whose brave deed was lost in annals of 4th year. I have just tried to bring it to the fore.

PM & POLY

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The author hereby state’s that no personal offence is meant to any person in the article. I have given this disclaimer in the view of the recent attacks on the journalists. Mistakes in grammar and spellings should be reported. Thank you.
Recently I was chatting to one of PM guyz. He was very excited about one thing, that this time 5 of the PM members are contesting elections for CBC, CMC and consti. This is the first time in whole 7 yrs I witnessed (3 b4 me and 3 after me) that there were so many enthusiast of poly in PM. Nice thing coz these days almost everything in insti is driven by poly. I hope there will come a time when you will be allotted room and given mess food according to ur alignment towards winner. Me and sattu sometimes used to curse cg criterion on the same lines. But that changed soon when cg criterion was being adjusted coz of poly to bring people in and throw people out of committees as small as the management of a miniscule event of organizing a quiz in department . IITians find a shrewd way to do anything.
Ya so I must adhere to the title of the article. I remember when we were in first yr most of our 4th yearites were nowhere around poly. Amitesh was busy managing us and SK was busy managing cogni and Deepak sachan was busy teaching us CPP and watching Ramayana and Mahabharata. The only poly guy in Pm that time was sid and he was a real politician. Allegedly sometime later this faction claimed to fame by putting one amongst them(Brijesh) as treasurer of cogni. But unfortunately all these guyz left PM in second yr only and so PM claim to some work was in abeyance for yrs to come. Lohiya was treasurer in thomso that year so again he was out of poly or lets say more into it indirectly. Nishith was busy downloading movies from IMG server and also maintaining his health. Sidhu was really concerned with his CGPA and so he kept out of all this. Though he had a short stint as poly guy when he stood for constituency. Reena got complacent after being declared as GM of PM so she no more tried to be the GM of SB.
I now should come to my year and explicitly discuss the poly dynamics of it. I start with none other than our own Anuj bhansaali who, I dunno how many times stood up for election and always ended pulling out due to some compromise or as he says “actually I didn’t want a conflict”. I have lost count of it. It started right from first year when bhanssali was out coz he filed his nomination late by about some 20 min. He was really hoping to win that time, though the opinion polls said some other story. By second yr we were very well prepared for this stunt of bhansaali during the month of august.
This guy is famous across the generations of PM and so he comes next. Yella. If you want to get an idea of how “aam aadmi” is being cheated by bloody politicians, then you should do a case study on yella and his 4 years in IITR. This teddy bear of PM bore the brunt of poly since second year. The good thing about it is that every time he had some new politician digging trenches for him. I should not give the explicit data since most of us know it.
Preeti followed legacy of reena, staying out poly and teaching manners to most of us. We learnt quite a lot of etiquettes during our stay in IIT than in our whole lifetime.
Saarangi had a tatste of politics during cogni interview of second year when sai baba, who was no where near saarangi in credentials, got the post. He did a sensible thing of staying as far as possible for coming years. About me, I was busy in sports activities, trying my hard luck in cricket for some time. Also I was at flirting distance from poly as sattu being in it during first year and chirayu helping ojha to become CBC of cautley. And as I would never write any of my loop holes so that is it about me.
Now I should also tell that in later half of our first year, we had some new addition to existing strength of our year. Same followed with second year too. And we fortunately got two politicians. In fact two heavy weights of their times(pun intended). One was anish who first had quite a nice stint as insti politician then he got call from some high level politics and became president of nasa. Other was Krishan. Well as he eventually became the secy of pm, hopes were high that PM would get something to do in coming cogni as he was the convener. But alas, we ended up gathering dust. Actually Pm secy ship I think was one way of securing some post if nothing turned up, but by god’s and poly god’s grace he ended up with 3 different responsibilities or responsibilities , I must say and then it was obvious that secy ship had to go down the drain.
So this is the story till now. Not a good record but still needs a mention that how our forefathers have performed in this arena. This time we have our secy, joint secy and three others are in fray. Also one of our previous members is also in fight. I hope that this time we would have some of “our” people in and would better the previous records. Good luck for 17th of Aug.

New Season

We began last season on a stumpy note, can be said otherwise since Paul Scholes scored against Portsmouth but then came a second half equaliser from pompey and it paved way for United’s worst start in 16 odd years. Anyways now I say that it was just to add flavour to EPL championship. The way we came back, went down and came back again to reclaim the championship was not only memorable but symptomatic of the fact that of what stuff champions are made off.
I should start with Tevez , as the hopes were high from this stout argentinian. After a bit of shaky start he bounced back with some spectacular goals and with some outstanding dribbling ability. Tenacity was integral part of his play which also led sometimes to one man play and that was quite irritating at times when we were struggling for a winner or equaliser. Anyways he proved his worth and once again reminded that how SAF selects his players.
Nani, made quite an impact with that spectacular goal in the start of the season. But that was it for sometime to come. After that he played some thoughtless football at times, trying to shoot from range when players like rooney and ronny were waiting for passes against 2-3 defenders. At the end of this season nani came back with a new found sense and now united were scoring through wings and the last assists was of nani. I will always remember that 4-0 whipping of gunners in FA cup. Nani was hero of the day.
Anderson had his highs and lows too. He is a player to reckon with for his nice dribbling ability and maturity he shows sometimes in passing. Not only he provided enormous options in midfield he was impressive in some solo runs he made.
Hargo. I will call him a Dutch player in united for his total football. Starting from defensive MF role he went to wings defence. He would run all the way to opposition box-edge and then again come back, reminded me of Roberto carlos and Neville. I would always relish his winner against arsenal. What a sweet goal that was. He really justified his transfer amount of 18m.
Rooney had one best change in him, he was cool headed this time. He was not a protesting for faulty decisions a lot and mind you he played with equal responsibility when put in flanks sometimes. This season the plans are to put him again in lead striker position. He did some great assists and gelled up very well with tevez which was a delight to watch.
Scholsy and giggsy proved again this season they were the flag bearers of Roy Keane era and both played some great football in midfield. I remember an assist giggs made in a third round of FA cup against Villa. He foiled a counter attack by sliding tackle, dribbled ball covering almost box to box length and made an flawless pass. I would never forget the favour scholes did to us by that scorcher against barca in first leg of CL semis.
Van der saar was Wonder wall in front of the goal. Ben foster and thomas kusczak had their moments too. Thankful too Edwin for that save on anelka’s spot kick. We were chmpions of Europe.
Vidic , rio combo was quite formidable and evra played some hell of a football in CL final. The loop hole in defence was Wes brown whose blunder against Birmingham cost us the match. I hope he gets himself on spot this time.
So this was the story of last season. This season we are a team which has gelled up strongly and the players know each other well on field. No doubt that we pose a threat to everyone around. With gunners limping and blues aging, the challenge will be from scousers with new addition of keane and as usual great gerrard with torres in front with all guns blazing. Spurs will be one another team to watch with addition of Bent, Modric and Bentley to the side.
Hoping for treble this time seeing the buoyant mood in dressing room and practice ground at Carrington. The way ronny transfer matter has ended has sent some very positive signals and the team is packed with enthusiasm. One United.

For Himesh

My bus journey was too boring and irritating. Boring because I was travelling alone and iriitating coz unfortunately the bus conductor was a big fan of Himesh reshmia. Topped over it was the bad speakers of the bus and they were made to sound utterly awful by the potholes on the road. Negative multiplied by negative is positive and that happened to be the case here. Himesh was sounding better under the influence of bad speakers. This led me to another thought which I think will validate enormous popularity of this singer who these days is asking for over 3 million as one show fee in spite of the fact that he was confirmed the most unloved celebrity of 07 in India.
I remember 2004 general elections quite well. Ram naik was BJP candidate from South Mumbai and against him was Govinda, who was given ticket by congress. Odds in favour of govinda were very low and Naik was quite confident of his victory since he was nominated to lok sabha 4 times before that from the same constituency. The result said some other story. Govinda won. That’s an altogether different story that after a year he was in the list of members with most number of absents. The agenda put forward by Naik was development and some “shining India “ story which obviously didn’t appeal much in comparison to govinda ,who did his campaigning with all those activities which majority of the middle class and lower class(major vote share) found very, entertaining I would say. Travelling alongside normal “junta” in local train was one such stunt.
We boyz and gals of “DCH” and “Rock On” era always ignore one thing that there are people in India who are still living in the age of “tere naam”, “bewafa sanam” and to them himesh is god and his compositions verses of holy scripture. So then we have sonu nigam and fellas who sing songs like “tanhayee” for us and on the other side is Himesh who has “Naam tera tera” in his kitty. And it is quite clear that we are in minority. This is also due to the fact that some of the members of our “ we love sonu nigam” community have either defected to “ we love himesh” or “we love both “ community.
Now even I would like to give some argument in “His” favour. The best thing is that he accepts that he is a nasal crooner and then subsequently boasts of giving some 21 hits in a year(may be more). Its like “virendra sehwag has no technique but bingo, he is the only one to have 3 triple hundreds alongside sir don bradman and Brian lara”. So this sets his fan base. Apart from that he fearlessly acted in a movie, watching which was considered offence in PVR gold and platinum class community and once again the govind analogy proved its correctness. Alas, the movie was hit with one auto-rickshaw stunt and ample amount of crap. So “the himesh” has a hit movie too, to his credit. Also I would appreciate one thing that since there was a brand new competitor in the field so that gave other singers a run for their money too. And very few people survive in industry after souring relation with salman, exception being ash and srk which was quite obvious in latter case. And third is our own himesh.
So, next time when you hear himesh,calm yourself down and remember sehwag and smile on the fact that how entertaining is test cricket due to him.