When Sattu caught the thief !!

This would have been quite a prominent incident if we were in 3rd or 2nd year. But since we were in 4th yr that time it didn’t get much of its deserved limelight. So now, I take the opportunity to atleast imagine(I was not present in person), what would have happened that day when sattu got hold of a thief.
First things first, any thief who has some common sense and some knowledge of life in IIT, would never come to steal during night i.e to say between midnight 12 and morning 6. Since this is the time when most of us are wide awake and in our rooms with 70-80% probability. This thief of ours committed the same mistake. May be he was new to this field.

Apart from that you are very ill-fated if you thieving in vicinity of an promising body-builder, who is big fan of SRK and who daily has a look at OSO, atleast a scene of it. Also you should never come to steal on weekends. Even if the thief had succeeded in completing his mission of sweeping rupal’s room, I am sure all he could have gathered was one cap (which Mario puts on in samurai video games), one or two bottles of Dr.Batra’s hair growing oil and old issues of Watch out since rupal was after all senior journalist in one of the most famed news agency of our times. So it was a wrong choice in this way too. Coincidently on that day everything fell at place.

Now I should come to the plot of the story. Well it was early in the morning, may be around 6 or so. Satya after completing his weekend movie shows of “bheja fry” and OSO came out of his room to pee(as he told us). How many of get “Red and White” bravery award just coz we came out to pee at right time? Anyways sattu came out. His room no. was S-29. He came back and went for a shortest stroll till S-32 and whoa, it was unlocked. Sattu being alone on floor for some days was quite a happy lot to have found that someone had arrived. How does it matter if it was Rupal. It was mid-sem break I think. Also rupal awake at 6 was something of a story in itself. So sattu knocked the door. And there was no reply. Also satya is just one step down on podium along with Sherlock holmes. His detective mind started racing.
Now sattu was sure that it wasn’t rupal inside. Dude, what a moment it was. His adrenaline pumped up. Yesterday he was doing bicep curls at gym and here it was chance to flex them. I now skip on the part that how thief came out. But he came out and bond caught hold of him from his neck and kept him pressed against the railings. The thief pulled out a rod as the last ditch effort but brave sattu foiled it with peace. Also in all this rumble, professor (our own DR 3 satyesh yadav) also had his chance of showing “gandhigiri”. He was asking sattu to leave the thief with authorities which had arrived emulating Indian police in timings.

Anyways sattu dared to catch the thief. He was also offered a bribe of some 50 bucks by the thief which he righteously denied. Though he went through some of the rupal’s stuff himself, after all Sherlock holmes was not a one-day detective, but didn’t find anything interesting as much as I know. Everyone praised satya which he shrugged off with utmost modesty. This was a great day in life of sattu bond whose brave deed was lost in annals of 4th year. I have just tried to bring it to the fore.